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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

(Source: becca-morley)

vinebox:

When bae’s not in the mood.

fire-and-gasoline:

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

reblogging again

ethanwearsprada:

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

(Source: College Humor)

thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

adverber:

ball is life

(Source: spacetwinks)

hi:

how i feel when im trying to get someone to text me back

(Source: vinegod)

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

katara:

When will they stop hacking this girl

(Source: youtube.com)

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