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tastefullyoffensive:

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

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paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

lamefuckboy:

C L A P B A C K

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odumb:

i didnt think it could go too far

tastefullyoffensive:

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Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody is fucking happy. Nobody has skin made from oil paint and sunlight. Nobody fucking understands this world. Fuck, nobody probably understands math as much as they claim. You’re here one day and the next you’re not. God? Religion? I’ve learned a lot more about the world by eating acid and swallowing pills. Tell me what your church has done for you? Tell me if you have holes in your mouth from speaking lies? Wanna know the fucking truth? Pity is just another word for pathetic. Drink beer and watch the sunrise from every rooftop. Take photographs naked. Take photographs kissing. Take photographs having sex. Stop making everything about sexuality. Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody really gives a damn if you lost your virginity at fourteen or if you were the president in high school. Wanna know the fucking truth? There is no such thing as the right person. People leave. They change like ocean currents, they leave you with bruises in your calves. And you wanna know the fucking truth? You get better. You learn to love. You find God in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out. You wanna know the fucking truth? Go find it.

something someone should have told me when i was eighteen  

fuck.

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replikuh:

tyrushighdef:

sextnoise:

helper-of-those-in-need:

laughcentre:

just watch this please 

This is beyond amazing 

Bahahahahahahahaha

I love my iPhone but damn hahaha

This is funny a’f OMG

(Source: onlylolgifs)

deannonymous:

freshromantic:

flaccidtrip:

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate whoever made this lol

Yo my grandparents are right here. I never clicked so fast.

(Source: vinebox)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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